Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Conscientious Pisser

Is it just me? Am I the only one who reeeeeeally overthinks how much noise I'm going to make anytime I go to take a piss and there's somebody around that might possibly hear me? I mean, God forbid anybody actually knows I worry about that. But moving on, what provokes the mentality that it's not alright to just blast away at the toilet water with piss, and hell...why is it not okay throw a few grunts in there to really prove how manly I am? The only thing gayer or more embarrassing than admitting this, except shaving my legs (sorry swimmers, that shit's just REALLY gay - sorry gay people, I don't actually mean to insult you))))), is the fact that the thought of sitting down full-time has slipped into my mind on occasion. Sitting down full time? Yes, maybe it is the perfect solution. But also, could I live with myself knowing that anytime somebody does something completely ridiculous, I've already preemptively one-upped them on the fag-scale? Again, sorry gay people. But anyways, I can't be alone, there has to be more self-conscience pissers out there, there must be some sort of help out there for us.

23 comments:

  1. ive thought about it then continued to not care haha

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  2. Yeah I have the same problems sometimes.

    The worst was last week I went into the bathroom at the mall and I went into a stall. I accidentally went into the one in between two mexicans speaking spanish to each other while one of then was having diarrhea.

    The stench was horrendous and I just had to leave and hold it in.

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  3. I do actually, I have to mentally figure out where to aim to make the least amount of noise before I can pee. Glad to see I'm not totally alone.

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  4. lmao. I always flush the toilet before I pee to cover some of the noise.

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  5. Lol, I live with my gf so I'm always overthinking too about that kind of stuff.

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  6. hahaha dude I really lol'd reading this, following you

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  7. hahaha this was pretty funny got me laughin, following you!

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  8. Haha glad there are others like me out there! I try to aim for the back wall of the pot when i go

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  9. I think about it all the time, man!

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  10. I never let the thought slip into my head, otherwise I'd be doomed.

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  11. Nope. I do it too. If the windows open, im like "the neighbours will hear me" haha

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  12. sometimes I'm afraid of talking too loud in the middle of the day, even though it's a house not an apartment. I listen music on my earphones at waaay too high, but I'll turn off tv, because commercials piss me the hell off.

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  13. lol, I;ve heard of this for taking a shit but never leaking.

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  14. Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one who worried about this sort of thing!

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  15. I used to care then I realized that it didn't really matter. Following you!
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  16. Lol, actually pretty entertaining... I sometimes piss above the water level in the bowl, so it streams down. Not on the seat, but on the insides edge of the bowl... nice and quiet! Thought i was the only one!

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  17. Man, just make as much splash noise as possible - Then at least they know you're not pissing on the floor.

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  18. Back in high school, it was a badge of honor if you could piss the loudest. It somehow meant you had a big dick.

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  19. Dude im a total sitter, i can admit it because of my disdain from hearing people piss. That should be what i blog about! Nice post, keep it up!

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  20. i've worried about this as well. then i started to drink more.

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  21. Happens to me all the time! Cool blog following and supporting :)

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  22. Your blog layout is awesome man!

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