Because a recorded thought is better than a wasted one
Thursday, February 3, 2011
The Conscientious Pisser
Is it just me? Am I the only one who reeeeeeally overthinks how much noise I'm going to make anytime I go to take a piss and there's somebody around that might possibly hear me? I mean, God forbid anybody actually knows I worry about that. But moving on, what provokes the mentality that it's not alright to just blast away at the toilet water with piss, and hell...why is it not okay throw a few grunts in there to really prove how manly I am? The only thing gayer or more embarrassing than admitting this, except shaving my legs (sorry swimmers, that shit's just REALLY gay - sorry gay people, I don't actually mean to insult you))))), is the fact that the thought of sitting down full-time has slipped into my mind on occasion. Sitting down full time? Yes, maybe it is the perfect solution. But also, could I live with myself knowing that anytime somebody does something completely ridiculous, I've already preemptively one-upped them on the fag-scale? Again, sorry gay people. But anyways, I can't be alone, there has to be more self-conscience pissers out there, there must be some sort of help out there for us.