Because a recorded thought is better than a wasted one
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Why the hell do little kids just stare at you?
You're at the grocery store, in line, minding your own business, and get the great displeasure of being behind "that kid". This kid seriously doesn't give a shit, she is so fucking fascinated with you that she literally does not want to look at anything else for the remainder of the time that she spends in the store. Then you start to wonder about all the possible reason this kid could be staring at you. Is your fly open? Did you step in dog shit? Is there a cum stain on your shirt from when you were recklessly fapping earlier that day? At this point you've probably gone cross-eyed and look completely fucking retarded and the parents are now giving you a weird look. In fact, by the time you leave the store, this little creep probably knows your face better than you yourself ever could and the parents think you're a creepy ass pedophile. I never know what the hell to do, is it even appropriate to say something? Am I supposed to do a trick? What does she want? Seriously, this shit is absolutely creepy and it's guaranteed to happen nearly every time you visit the grocery store.