Saturday, February 5, 2011

Mystery Incorporated...The K9 Terminator

Everybody remembers what Cartoon Network used to be, you would turn it on and you'd see Dexter's Laboratory and scream like a little girl because frankly, that show irrefutably kicks ass. You'd keep watching and then BAM, fucking Powerpuff Girls comes on and you don't even give a shit because you love that show and don't care who thinks you're, well, a little fruity for liking it. Everybody remembers coming home from school and turning on Cartoon Network and being greeted by Toonami. Yeah, you remember that shit. Dragonball Z? Reboot? Sailor Moon? Nobody from my generation can look back at what Toonami used to be and not have nostalgia start flowing from your pores like a fucking fire hydrant, to do so would be denying your childhood.

Anyways, let's move on and see what we're working with in the new world of Mystery Incorporated.


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I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the new Scooby Doo series, but seriously, excuse me? So many things are leaving me confused after seeing this. This entire scene is one small fuck-up away from being a reaaaaaaaallllllllly gory K9-Terminator  pseudo-Robot Chicken scene. And where the hell is Jigsaw during all this, don't you think he'd be a little pissed off that Scooby Doo is riding around in his warehouse fucking his shit up with a forklift?

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21 comments:

  1. AdamFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    I lol'd so hard. The voice actor for scooby even sounds fucked up, like he hates everything about what he is doing. Cartoons suck so much now.

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  2. SamFebruary 5, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    A DOG driving a forklift = no thank you.

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  3. TastyFebruary 5, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    I <3 this post. I <3 old Toonami. :)

    Also.. Wow. I used to love the old Scooby Doo from like the seventies or whatever. Used to come on at 10:30. Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. But wtf happened here? Why did they make Fred so beta? The whole thing looks more action-based.. whereas the old SD was funnier/emotional/moral. Maybe I'm wrong though; I've only seen a small segment.

    Great post.

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  4. WaaaoiFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    CN used to be great. And yeah, the new scooby doo does indeed suck. Its not scooby doo anymore :/

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  5. UbleyFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Nostalgia...

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  6. UnknownFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Nice try, CN, but no dice. However, more rule 34 on Velma and you'll have a fan for life.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Oh snap!!!

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  8. Turanic RaiderFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    Play dead lol.

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  9. RabidmooseFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    Ahh CN, such awesome memories.

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  10. Public ConfessionsFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    toonami was so amazing back in the day

    -anonymous public confessions

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  11. Gw2guidesFebruary 6, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    Ah, cartoon network. Those were the days. :)

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  12. earthFebruary 6, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    I nostalgia'd hard...

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  13. AuatarchFebruary 6, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    It sounds like Scooby is trying to be an action hero or something. It's really sad.

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  14. r00bFebruary 6, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    new cartoons are crap... i miss the old ones :(

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  15. Gamerman's Gaming BlogFebruary 6, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    Oh man.. I really loved the old Cartoon Network, where did it go?

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  16. Some_Chi_GuyFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    I lost, I nostalgia'd hard. I miss the old Toonami. Hell, can't forget Outlaw Star and Tenchi Muyo.

    Also, Scooby is bad ass in that scene. Just sayin'.

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  17. NeuroFebruary 6, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    I'd have to agree, the new Scooby Doo is a bit of a let down

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  18. FilthyFebruary 7, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    dang i miss scooby doo, and lol at the picture of jigsaw

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  19. TexhnolyzeFebruary 7, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    This just proves cartoons died in the 90's. On the other hand..you could turn scooby doo scenes like this into decent haunted house ideas.

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  20. RoseFebruary 7, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    lol at the saw skit

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  21. OLearrisFebruary 8, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    sad that they are messing it up and they're in college and dating.. not cool.

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