Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Facebook play-by-play

You know exactly what I'm talking about. The person that gives the exact play-by-play of their day. You know when this person eats, shits, sleeps, and when their genital warts are bothering them. You know the last time they brushed their teeth, washed their hands, masturbated, showered, and can probably recall what they ate for breakfast for at least the past three days. You have to take time to realize you can't even remember what the fuck you ate for breakfast today, let alone yesterday.  You know when he or she is sad and happy, single or in a relationship, and yet...you have barely a clue who the fuck this person actually is nor can you really recall how they ended up on your Facebook in the first place but you seem to know more about this person's life than you probably know about your own mother. Seriously, if you want everybody to know exactly what you're doing every minute of your life start a blog so your parents or boss can choose whether they actually want to read about your latest wet dream or how fucking blasted you are on narcotics.

22 comments:

  1. It's funny because it's true, heh. This is the reason why I don't use facebook though, I dislike hearing a play-by-play of someones everyday life.

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  2. So damn true. I don't give a fuck about anyones daily schedule, no one else does either.

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  3. You said it.

    Hate people like that..
    Good post.

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  4. People feel nice posting their routine and private info in facebook. I find this infuriating

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  5. nice blog

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  6. you are right on this, following and supporting bro

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  7. This is why I limit my Facebook posts to maybe two a day. Now, Twitter? Different story entirely.

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  8. Sometimes I do that.

    Wait a minute, i'm not a woman or a jock idiot...

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  9. I like the "have 2 shovel driveway... FML" posts.

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  10. this is when facebook gets annoying. hoenstly i cannot stand a single status like this it just makes me want to dsahfjladsfhdsjkafhdaskjfas

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  11. Facebook is really annoying sometimes.

    Good post and good blog


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  12. Sometimes I wonder why I decided to join Facebook. Another habit Facebookers have that annoys me is to use Facebook to tell everyone about their crappy relationships by quoting lyrics from crappy songs.

    I was a happy man the day I learnt you could block certain people's posts from showing up in my feed. :)

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  13. I'm going to lol at this blog post because it's very true, then I'm going to go take a shower and probably masturbate. I have this weird rash on my penis that's been bothering me. Here I took a picture of it so everybody could see. (14 people like this)

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  14. So true. Another reason to get of facebook.

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  15. what i have are people who will give you a play-by-play of what they are doing tomorrow.

    i do not care if you're playing vollyball after work!

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  16. lol thats the point of fbook

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  17. Hahah.. I do that sometimes too. I think it's ok though, i mean it's fun sometimes to know and people do care.

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  18. Haha nice, just what i was looking for.

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  19. rofl.. good one. see this all too often.

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  20. This is why I got rid of mine. It's pointless.

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  21. I deleted my facebook like the 4th day I had it, it was really useless...

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  22. The further I read, the more I laughed. Thank you lol.

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